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After you read the following article you might think you have uncovered the real reason why the theocratic leaders of Iran like to wear long, black robes. The next time that you see such a leader on TV, you will no doubt look for evidence of hidden, huge anal toys. Yet be certain that the young man mentioned in the same article never bothered to look for such huge anal toys. He suspected that the men who have been permitted to teach religion in the school have had as little under their robes as they seemed to have under their turbans. The boy’s father knew a great deal about all religions. The boy’s father did not share his son’s eagerness to view the latest movies.One look at the films coming out of present-day Iran provides no hint that jokes about huge anal toys circulate in that same country. In fact, such films seem a far cry from the footage that flickered on the silver screen during the reign of the late Shah. Most of the women in those earlier films had uncovered heads.

Those same films often had scenes in which a man enjoyed watching a woman carry-out sexually-explicit dancing. In those scenes far more than the woman’s head became uncovered. Yet even those films fell short of showing any sort of huge anal toys.

In fact, the film-viewing public did not enjoy total freedom from government controls. For example, look what happened to one young man in the late 1960s. That lad hurried to the theater on what he expected to be the second day of a showing for a new movie. When he got there, he found that there would be no second day showing. The movie shown on the previous day would not be shown again.

The upset fellow pleaded with the theater owner to repeat the showing of that one movie. He did not like to miss any of the material then coming to Iran from Hollywood. He was not into huge anal toys, but he had become a real fan of certain Hollywood actors.

Later, that boy learned that his pleas aroused suspicion. Members of the Savak inquired about his eagerness to view that particular movie. They knew that the movie contained no huge anal toys. They knew that its most controversial scenes contained an actor portraying the prophet Mohammed.

Fortunately for that young fellow, a relative could help him to convince the Savak that he was simply a movie lover, and not a trouble maker. Hence that young man enjoyed the freedom to travel to the U.S. There he sometimes shared with others his knowledge of jokes about huge anal toys.

Some of those jokes suggest that Iranian men do not shrink from reference to homemade anal sex toys. One joke, for example, laughs at what might happen if someone were to put a watermelon in a person’s rectum. Such a joke would not stir up much merriment in a western-oriented society. Such a society would find that suggested placement of a melon to be quite absurd.

In western societies men like to include crass language in jokes. In Iran, they include mention of huge anal toys. Sometimes that toy is a watermelon; sometimes it is an eggplant. Perhaps Iranian men have designed jokes that will not offend the ears of any listening Imam.

One wonders if the Iranian diplomats who will attend an April meeting have heard any of those jokes about anal toys.